Chop the Silence,
Deliver the Laughs.
We orchestrate high-society events with a sharp edge. From sophisticated corporate roasts to irreverent weddings, we handle the logistics so you can handle the wit.
We orchestrate high-society events with a sharp edge. From sophisticated corporate roasts to irreverent weddings, we handle the logistics so you can handle the wit.
Specialized event planning for those who find traditional celebrations painfully dull.
Replacing the stale keynote with razor-sharp humor that actually engages your executives.
Bespoke celebrations that celebrate love without the clichés or the boredom.
Exclusive, high-concept evenings where the atmosphere is as refined as the irony.
We believe that luxury is not just about gold leaf and champagne, but about intellectual stimulation and the courage to laugh at oneself.
Born from a collective frustration with corporate monotony, we decided to turn professional events into performance art.
To deliver flawlessly executed events that prioritize authenticity and wit over sterile tradition.
A world where the most prestigious gatherings are those that dare to be the most honest and humorous.
Precision in planning, boldness in execution, and a relentless commitment to a great punchline.
A glimpse into the chaos we curate.
"The Timber Guild turned our annual board meeting into a roast that actually improved company morale. Absolutely fearless."
"Our wedding was a masterclass in subtle irony. Not a single cliché in sight, and the guests are still talking about it."
"Finally, an event planner who understands that luxury should be accompanied by a bit of mischief."